Literature
Covering Bases
Covering Bases
Up until that point, Hiccup thought the worst of the “advice" had been shared at his grooming ceremony before the wedding.
“Gyrate man. It’s all about the gyrating.”
But during his grooming ceremony, before the wedding, they were sober. Now all filters were off.
“No, no, you gotta do this—" Tuffnut did something lewd and quite impossible with his fingers, and then proceeded to make wild and painful looking gestures with his hands.
Hiccup grimaced. "Uh, I don’t think—"
"More wrist!" Snotlout barked. “You need more wrist!"
Fishlegs looked horrified. Hiccup quickly s